thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Everything is terrible and on top of the mountains of snow I’ll be climbing, the windchill tomorrow is going to be -35. Walking to work is going to fucking suck. Everything is going to fucking suck.